Countryball Polandball: The Pageant

The Pageant

Countryball and Polandball form Reddit


  1. Rushing through the bush,
    In a rusty Holden Ute,
    Kicking up the dust,
    Esky in the boot,
    Kelpie by my side,
    Singing Christmas songs,
    It’s summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs!

    Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer’s day, Hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute!…

    -Australian parody of “Jingle Bells”