Breakup of Yugoslavia [Polandball Animation]

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  1. Idea
    Japan bombs perl harbor
    Usa: Japan i think you need freedom
    Usa bombs heroshima and Nagasaki
    Few years later
    Soviet russia abusing countries
    Usa: Russia i think you need freedom
    Few days later
    Vietnam abusing other countries
    Usa i think you need freedom
    Later
    Usa dies
    Few years later
    Isis bombs twin towers
    Usa you my friend messed up

  2. UK: son,
    USA: yes pap?
    UK: i'm a bit conserned about you
    USA: why?
    UK: cause you are only just , well "united states"
    USA: and what's wrong with that?
    UK: well,…
    Texas: Independance
    UK: that, not like you can stay united for too much longer
    USA: why? you think i'm gonna end up like Yugoslavia?
    LATER
    USA (now Maryland) : mayby you were right Pap
    UK (now England) : sadly, it also happened to me and Spain (now Castile)

  3. Estonia: Can i into Nordic?
    Sweden: No.
    Estonia: Can i into Nordic?
    Sweden: No.
    Estonia: Can i into Nordic?
    Sweden: NO! … Go to your own business with your baltic little shit yo cant into Nordic ever i have said to you 10000 times now stop wasting my time!
    Finland in the background thinking: Sweden you piece a shit! Never speak like that to my sister!
    Estonia: cries
    Two hours later. Estonia is happy again.
    Estonia: Can i into Nordic? Wait…. What happened to you?
    Sweden: Mmnmm.m.m.mm.m.mMMmmMMmMMMm……
    Finland: You can't into nordic Eesti, im sorry sister, but Sweden should never say things to you like that… Says quietly ……

  4. Got an idea for polandball animation
    Chile and Texas talking.
    Chile: So, why our flags are soooo Similar?
    Texas:i dont know it's fine for me I don't have any problem.
    Chile: Same, well I have to go, see ya
    Both leaves.
    Mexico looks at the distance,with a net..
    Mexico: finally, ¡This is my chance to get Texas back!
    Looks around.
    Mexico:wait… ¿Who is Texas?
    Looks to Chile.
    Mexico:¡ is He!
    Mexico runs to Chile and catches him.
    Chile scared
    Mexico: Haha! You're mine again Texas!
    Chile:Texas? I am Chile! U friend! The other one is Texas
    Mexico: Haha I'm not stupid to confuse u with Chile,
    Runs with Chile in the net
    Chile screams
    Far away Texas hearing the scream
    Texas: hmmm i wonder who is screaming, I don't care.
    (What do u think?)

  5. I have this idea Is bad but …

    the world 1914

    thousands of people in Africa die of hunger

    British Empire

    neeeeeee

    germany invades belgium

    BRITISH EMPIRE: now you're going to see son of a bitch !!

    CANADA: mmmmmmm

    the world in the ww2

    GERMANY AUSTRIA IS ANNEXED

    UNITED KINGDOM: NEEEEE

    ALEMANI INVADE CHECOZLOVAQUIA

    UNITED KINGDOM: NEEEEEE

    GERMANY INVADE POLAND.

    United Kingdom: I had warned you son of a bitch

    Canada: ummmmm

    cold War

     

    (United Kingdom watching TV)

    SWITZERLAND: the situation in Africa has worsened with the communist insurgences since they are facing the government making these countries get into a great political instability
    (ANGOLA): Help me help me help me !!!

    Switzerland: any first world country emmmm (uk) donate now please
    eemmm in reward of the imperial robbery

    UNITED KINGDOM: JAJAJAJA that happens to them by affiliating with communism

    U.S.A: UNITED KINGDOM COMMUNISTS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF KOREA HELP ME
    UNITED KINGDOM: of course

    Soviet Union: death to imperialist capitalist pigs !!!

    USA: shut up red fucking bitch you will never expand communism

    United Kingdom: that's right

    North Korea: Unify Korea

    CANADA: more mmmmmm ??

    The present

    (United Kingdom taking te)

    (Canada appears)

    CANADA: umm ?? father
    uk: yes canada
    Canada: can I ask you a question?
    uk: forward
    Canada: you prefer to help the countries that share your i
    United Kingdom: not unclear that no
     (haiti appears)
    haiti: UK help I'm hungry
    United Kingdom: Long from here! that you do not see I'm taking a tea
    (cries of haiti)
    (IRAK APPEARS)
    LONG LET ME PIG
    (UNITED STATES APPEARS)
    UNITED STATES:come here damn insect You NEED DEMOCRACY !!
    UNITED STATES: UUUF RUNNING IS VERY DIFFICULT
    CANADA: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA DAMN PIG GOES TO THE GYM
    UNITED STATES: WHAT A HELL ARE YOU SAY I'M NOT FAT ONLY I HAVE BIG BONES … AS THIS IS NOT GOING TO THE TOPIC UNITED KINGDOM HELP ME !! IRAK NEEDS DEMOCRACY SO WE CAN OBTAIN MORE NATURAL RESOURCES … I SAY I WILL SPREAD DEMOCRACY WORLDWIDE
    CANADA: OF COURSE THAT NO POPE WILL HELP HAITI BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD COUNTRY AND HELPS THE POOR BEFORE ATTENDING ITS PERSONAL INTERESTS
    CERTAIN FATHER
    CANADA: BUT DEMONS!
    (UNITED KINGDOM SHOOTING IT TOGETHER WITH THE UNITED STATES TO IRAQ)
    UNITED KINGDOM: I AM SORRY CHILD IN OTHER PROBLEMS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE POORS SOME DAY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
    CANADA: I HATE MY LIFE
    (HAITI IS DEAD)

    PERDON EL Maldito traductor no funciona

  6. During The Ottoman Empire
    Ottoman:Good Life Good War
    Britain:Hey Ottoman Empire
    Ottoman:Yes
    (RUSSIA WILL BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR)
    Russia:OTTOMAN
    Ottoman: What?
    Russia:I'M OPENING WAR ON YOU
    (One Hours Later)
    Ottoman:He Died?
    Britain:Yes
    (WW1)
    Britan: YOU DİEEEEEE
    Ottoman:nooooo
    Turkey:Eeee Brıtain Look Behind You
    Ottoman:Ataturk Is Coming
    Britain: FRANCE HELP MEEEEE!
    France:No help me
    Britain: Not you helping
    Britain: Italy help me:(
    Italy:(Sleepz)zzzzz
    Italy: ah uh
    Britain:What happened to you?
    Italy:The Turks drowned me at sea
    Britain:WHAT?
    Italy: yes yes
    Britain:Heal quickly
    Italy:Ok
    Britain:Greece
    Greece:What?
    Britain:Help m..
    Grecee:HELP MEEEEE!
    Britain:What's going on?
    Greece:The Turks drowne…..
    Grecee:(DEAD)
    Ottoman:I AM COMİNG FOR YOU BRİTAİN
    Britain:Ooook.. Make Peace By Signing The Lausanne Treaty
    Ottoman:OK
    Sweden:What the f…
    (VIDEO ENDING)
    Can you show me my script on the video?.I'm Your Follower.Thank you in advance

  7. Western sahara : Morocco can i have independence please?

    Morocco : No you will never gain of independence cuz u are Moroccan you are part of the "greater morroco"

    Western Sahara : i will call algeria If you don't

    Morocco :do it im not scared

    Western sahara calls algeria

    Algeria: Moroccooooooo.. Says algeria aggressively

    Morocco : Gets flashbacks of the sand war

    Ah…ehhh… I will give them independence maybe later… Heh……ehhhhh

    Algeria : thats what i thought

    (No offense to all the countries that are mentioned its just hilarious if you imagine it)

  8. meanwhile in the United nations hall

    Russia: hello america do you know red?

    America: red? I dont know red because i only know black.

    Russia: black??what kind of black?

    America: This black (America holding his oil in right hand and ak 47 in his left hand)

    Russia: xaxaxaxaxa Btw Red is the best!

    Germany: Better be dead then red!

    Russia: what did you say?

    Germany:Better be dead then red!!!

    Suddenly germany split into two

    Germany: (criess) why?

    Russia: this is why

    *Russia turns into Soviet union and
    Russia plays soviet union anthem*

  9. THE HISTORY OF RUSSIA

    France: I am coming Moscow!
    Russian Empire: Hey do you know its winter.
    France: Oh…
    ————-
    Ottomans: Russia you can't attack to German Empire!
    Russia: But I attacked.
    Ottomans: So I am coming for you!
    Russia: Hey its winter.
    Ottomans: ……..
    ————–
    Nazi Germany: Hey Stalin
    USSR: What?
    Nazi Germany: I am coming for Moscow!
    USSR: Its winter Comrade!
    Nazi Germany: NEİİİİİİİN!!!!!